Strange words from the 5yo’s mouth

Kids always come out with weird stuff dont they? Or is that just my daughter? Over the last few months she has been coming out with some rather odd stuff..

Admittedly having the parents she has its hardly surprising as we aren’t exactly ‘normal’ but even I’m a little shocked by the following things she has come out with recently…

Can I get a my little pony? Then cut its eyes out and chop its hair off, pull out the stuffing and colour it in and make a zombie pony?

Mum can I have some dead squirrels? So I can draw with them and make things out of them?

I’m going to buy vanish gold for my birthday. So I can throw it in your face and video it and put it on youtube. That would be so funny!

(Latest one! April) Mummy so & so has a willy, he told me! Daddy doesn’t though…


My stretchmarks after having my 2 beautiful daughters. Taken with the LGG4 I won!